“The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully.Russian Proverb
“These big birthday parties my friends make for their kids. One of my friends had a surprise party for her child. He was one year old. We all snuck in around the crib, jumped up, and yelled, "Surprise!" He's in therapy now.Rita Rudner
“How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?Anonymous
“At every party, there are two kinds of people–those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.Ann Landers
“I was out on a date recently and the guy took me horseback riding. That was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters.Susie Loucks