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Conan O’Brien

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This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.

Conan O’Brien

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People always ask me: “Why?! Oh God why?!” Mostly at the beach.

Conan O’Brien

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Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

Conan O’Brien

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Scientists have located the gene that causes alcoholism. They found it at a party talking too loudly.

Conan O’Brien

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Are you excited about the opening of the baseball season? Ah, the leather, the pine tar, the rosin–and that's just the hot dogs.

Conan O’Brien

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This is exciting. A woman recently had a baby from an embryo that had been frozen for seven years. She said, "I had no idea if I was having a little boy, a little girl–or fish sticks."

Conan O’Brien

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