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Flip Wilson

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You can’t expect to hit the jackpot if you don’t put a few nickels in the machine.

Flip Wilson

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I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.

Flip Wilson

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The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.

Flip Wilson

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If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Flip Wilson

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My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.

Flip Wilson

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The devil made me do it.

Flip Wilson

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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don’t get sick you’re missing half the fun.

Flip Wilson

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