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Women's Greetings

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Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty.

James Thurber

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I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to which we're subjected monthly. Maybe that's why men declare war - because they have a need to bleed on a regular basis.

Brett Butler

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I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, "Did you know it's time for your annual check-up?" No, but now my mailman does.

Cathy Ladman

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Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!

Sandra J. Dykes

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Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.

Stephanie Piro

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Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch."

Joan Rivers

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Sometimes I think if there was a third sex men wouldn't get so much as a glance from me.

Amanda Vail

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