“Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty.James Thurber
“I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to which we're subjected monthly. Maybe that's why men declare war - because they have a need to bleed on a regular basis.Brett Butler
“I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, "Did you know it's time for your annual check-up?" No, but now my mailman does.Cathy Ladman
“Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch."Joan Rivers