“Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch."Joan Rivers
“I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.Joan Rivers
“I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes–and six months later you have to start all over again.Joan Rivers
“I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive.Joan Rivers