“My grandmother's ninety. She's dating. He's ninety-three. They're very happy; they never argue. They can't hear each other.Cathy Ladman
“I know that some lesbians are getting pregnant by going to sperm banks. I couldn't do that. I'm exactly like my grandmother, "What? Everything's frozen! Nothing's fresh?"Judy Carter
“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.Ellen DeGeneres
“My granddad used to say, "If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma."Gary Muledeer
“My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.Rita Rudner