“When I was little my grandfather one Christmas gave me a box of broken glass. He gave my brother a box of Band-Aids, and said, "You two share."Steven Wright
“The next time you’re faced with something that’s unexpected, unwanted and uncertain, consider that it just may be a gift.Stacey Kramer
“My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.Wendy Liebman
