“I'm standing in line at the bakery, and this really cute guy asked for my number. So I had to get another one.Wendy Liebman
“My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.Wendy Liebman
“I just had plastic surgery: They cut up all my credit cards. Except for my Discover card, which nobody takes.Wendy Liebman