“Beauty and seduction, I believe, is nature’s tool for survival, because we will protect what we fall in love with.Louie Schwartzberg
“The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen nor even touched, but just felt in the heart.Anne Sullivan
“Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.Bob Thaves
“I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.Rodney Dangerfield
“A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent the men become.Anita Wise