“[Models] have the thinnest thighs and the shiniest hair and the coolest clothes, and they're the most physically insecure women probably on the planet.Cameron Russell
“If you look at a platypus, you think that God might get stoned, "OK, let's take a beaver and put on a duck's bill. It's a mammal, but it lays eggs. Hey Darwin, kiss my ass!"Robin Williams
“America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.Anonymous
“A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent the men become.Anita Wise
“I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.Rodney Dangerfield