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My wife works at an animal rescue place. So at home we now have a dog with two anuses and a half a dachshund.

Jon Stewart

Quotation #11984

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Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

Source: Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)
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