“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.Robert A. Heinlein
“I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that."Jonah Hill
“I'm reading Hints from Heloise, and she says that if you put an angora sweater in the freezer for an hour, it won't shed for the rest of the day. And I'm thinking, "My cat sheds an awful lot."Ellen DeGeneres
“If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they’re going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?Jerry Seinfeld