“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.Dave Barry
“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.Robert Bloch
“When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.Bob Monkhouse
“Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you'll find is that you can overcome anything.Anonymous
“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.Henry S. Haskins
