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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Fred Allen

Quotation #4970

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Attributed in Mac Anderson, Laughter Is An Instant Vacation (2008)

Source: Attributed in Mac Anderson, Laughter Is An Instant Vacation (2008)
"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake...." — Dave Barry
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