“I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.Fred Allen
“A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.Fred Allen
“A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 A.M. and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 P.M. to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished even before lunch.Fred Allen
“A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.Fred Allen