“In a thousand years archaeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.Olivia Wilde
“If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.Al Yankovic
“Good morning/afternoon/evening/night. Wherever you are in your day, I hope you're laughing.Alyssa Milano
“Negative words are powerful boomerangs so be careful what you say about people and yourself.Mary J. Blige
