“"Don't worry about senility," my grandfather used to say. "When it hits you, you won't know it."Bill Cosby
“My grandmother's ninety. She's dating. He's ninety-three. They're very happy; they never argue. They can't hear each other.Cathy Ladman
“By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.Charles Wadsworth
“My granddad used to say, "If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma."Gary Muledeer
“We used to terrorize our babysitters when I was little, except for my grandfather because he used to read to us from his will.Janine DiTullio