“I went out with this one guy. I was very excited about it. He took me out to dinner; he made me laugh; he made me pay. He's like, "Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot my wallet." "Really? I forgot my vagina."Lisa Sunstedt
“My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!Sarah Silverman
“I went out to dinner with a Marine. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast then."Margaret Smith