“I'm reading Hints from Heloise, and she says that if you put an angora sweater in the freezer for an hour, it won't shed for the rest of the day. And I'm thinking, "My cat sheds an awful lot."Ellen DeGeneres
“I gave my cat a bath the other day; they love it. He enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that . . .Steve Martin
“I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.Rodney Dangerfield
“I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that."Jonah Hill