“We know that there are perhaps 40,000 unique mutations affecting more than 10,000 genes and that there are 500 of these genes that are bonafide drivers — causes — of cancer. Yet comparatively we have about a dozen targeted medications.Jay Bradner
“Coffee has carcinogens, causes cancer. And it also has caffeine. So not only are you dying, you watch yourself go.Jackie Mason
“A study in Italy showed that people who eat a lot of pizza are less likely to get colon cancer. And another study says masturbation reduces risk of prostate cancer. It's what I've always said: diet and exercise.Jay Leno
“The next time you’re faced with something that’s unexpected, unwanted and uncertain, consider that it just may be a gift.Stacey Kramer
“In a thousand years archaeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.Olivia Wilde
“The most beautiful words in the English language are not "I love you," but "It's benign."Woody Allen