“I don’t believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It’s funny because it’s ridiculous and it’s ridiculous for different reasons at different times.Jackie Mason
“Coffee has carcinogens, causes cancer. And it also has caffeine. So not only are you dying, you watch yourself go.Jackie Mason
“It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.Jackie Mason