“I haven't had a boyfriend for, like, a hundred years, and I'm at that point where I could really use a guy on a Saturday for about six hours. You know what I mean? Because everything in my apartment is broken.Karen Bergreen
“My boyfriend, like a lot of men, takes great pride in his car. Honey, his car is detailed, waxed, and vacuumed weekly. On the other hand, my car looks like a really big purse.Diane Nichols
“Boyfriend. This is such a weird word. There's no good word about someone if you're not married. Even calling a guy you live with your boyfriend makes you sound eleven years old. Old man? If you're not living with Willie Nelson, that one doesn't work, either.Elayne Boosler
“A woman broke up with me, and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad.Christopher Case
“When you get back together with an old boyfriend, it's pathetic. It's like having a garage sale and buying your own stuff back.Laura Kightlinger