“While driving I had an accident with a magician. It wasn't my fault, the guy came out of nowhere.Auggie Cook
“Four things come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past, the neglected opportunity.Omar Ibn Al-Halif
“I was asking my friend who has children, "What if I have a baby and I dedicate my life to it and it grows up to hate me. And it blames everything wrong with its life on me." And she said, "What do you mean, 'if'?"Rita Rudner
