“What’s it like to be a baby? It’s like being in love in Paris for the first time after you’ve had three double espressos.Alison Gopnik
“The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.Evan Esar
“By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.Charles Wadsworth
“Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.Anonymous