“Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won’t stand up either.Evan Esar
“The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.Evan Esar
“Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.Evan Esar
“Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.Evan Esar