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Amusement

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I think it's really important to maintain a positive attitude. It might not solve all your problems, but keep it up long enough and it will piss off enough people to make it worthwhile.

Margot Black

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Ran into my doppelgänger at the mall. Tried hard not to bust up laughing when my 4yr old yelled "hey daddy, isn't that YOU?"

Will Arnett

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Why do people say "no offense" right before they're about to offend you?

Anonymous

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The public appears disposed to be amused even when they are conscious of being deceived.

P. T. Barnum

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I gave my cat a bath the other day; they love it. He enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that . . .

Steve Martin

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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

Milton Berle

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