“If you ever go bar hopping, who do you want to take with you? You want a slightly uglier version of yourself. Similar … but slightly uglier.Dan Ariely
“Beer commercials usually show big men doing manly things, "You just killed a small animal: It's time for a lite beer." Why not a realistic beer commercial? "It's five o'clock in the morning, you've just pissed in a Dumpster: It's Miller time!"Robin Williams
“I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.Johnny Carson