“There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.David Letterman
“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.Margaret Mead
“They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.Milton Berle
“The basic concept of the Dilbert Principle is that the most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.Scott Adams