“If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.Scott Adams
“Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's MottoScott Adams
“The basic concept of the Dilbert Principle is that the most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.Scott Adams
“Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.Scott Adams