’Twas founded be th’ Puritans to give thanks f’r bein’ presarved fr’m th’ Indyans, an’… we keep it to give thanks we are presarved fr’m th’ Puritans.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.