Quote | Guns, We Don’t Like to Use ’Em <Br />Unless...

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

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Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you'll find is that you can overcome anything.

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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Guns, we don’t like to use ’em
Unless our enemies choose ’em
We prefer to fight you on like a man and
Beat you down with our hands, and bodyslam you
At the wild, wild west.