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Stephen Colbert

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In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, ’Keep your facts, I’m going with the truth.’

Stephen Colbert

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If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.

Stephen Colbert

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There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.

Stephen Colbert

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A study found exercise may be bad for your health. Which means I'm not fat, I'm just morbidly over-healthed.

Stephen Colbert

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Cynics always say no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.

Stephen Colbert

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If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.

Stephen Colbert

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