“Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot exhaust.Karl Kraus
“When I want to go to sleep, I must first get a whole menagerie of voices to shut up. You wouldn't believe what a racket they make in my room.Karl Kraus
“A woman is, occasionally, quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. It takes an abundance of imagination, to be sure.Karl Kraus