“It is better to be unhappy in love than unhappy in marriage, but some people manage to be both.Guy de Maupassant
“Conversation… is the art of never appearing a bore, of knowing how to say everything interestingly, to entertain with no matter what, to be charming with nothing at all.Guy de Maupassant
“The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms, under the shadow of cosmic boredom.Guy de Maupassant