“Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.Gene Perret
“My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.Gene Perret
“Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home — forever."Gene Perret