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David Spade

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There’s always something funny about men chasing women.

David Spade

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The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave a penny over there?"

David Spade

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I asked my ex-girlfriend, "Do you think we'll get back together?" She said, "I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car."

David Spade

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It’s funny because it’s funny.

David Spade

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I’ve got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.

David Spade

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