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Witty Quotes

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I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.

Jarod Kintz

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I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.

Jarod Kintz

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I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.

Jarod Kintz

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Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.

Jarod Kintz

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