“I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.Jarod Kintz
“I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.Jarod Kintz
“Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.Jarod Kintz