“I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.Jarod Kintz
“I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.Jarod Kintz
“I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.Jarod Kintz
“Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.Jarod Kintz