“I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.Patrick Murray
“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.Socrates
“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.Lana Turner
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.Agatha Christie
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?Barbra Streisand
“My wife could turn to me and she may say, ‘Why do you love me?’ And I can with all honesty look her in the eye and say, ‘Because our pheromones matched our olfactory receptors.'Robin Ince