“I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, I’m still going on about her.Jarod Kintz
“I just realized my lips are inside out. They should be turned inwards, because I spend most of my time talking to myself.Jarod Kintz
“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.Lemony Snicket
“I wanted to talk to someone. But who? It’s moments like this, when you need someone the most, that your world seems smallest.Rachel Cohn