“According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Does that sound right? That means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.Jerry Seinfeld
“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.Maurice Switzer
“How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!"Anonymous
“I would rather have eyes that cannot see; ears that cannot hear; lips that cannot speak, than a heart that cannot love.Robert Tizon
