“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.Erma Bombeck
“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.Lana Turner
“[We are] persuaded to spend money we don’t have on things we don’t need to create impressions that won’t last on people we don’t care about.Tim Jackson
“A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."Claude Pepper
