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Sarcasm

“

But for your words, they rob the Hybla bees,
And leave them honeyless.

William Shakespeare

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take it from me kiddo
believe me
my country, ’tis of
you, land of the Cluett
Shirt Boston Garter and Spearmint
Girl With The Wrigley Eyes (of you
land of the Arrow Ide
and Earl &
Wilson
Collars) of you i
sing: land of Abraham Lincoln and Lydia
E. Pinkham,
land above all of Just Add Hot Water And
Serve—
from every B.V.D.
let freedom ring
amen.

E. E. Cummings

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It takes a great deal of Christianity to wipe out uncivilized Eastern instincts, such as falling in love at first sight.

Rudyard Kipling

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I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.

J. D. Salinger

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It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth, without making some other Englishman hate or despise him; English is not accessible even to Englishmen.

George Bernard Shaw

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We...we could be friends.' We COULD be rare specimens of an exotic breed of dancing African elephants, but we're not. At least, I'M not.

Neil Gaiman

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Pretentious? Moi?

John Cleese

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