“A woman escaped death when a bullet shot by her jealous husband lodged in her breast implant. And I almost lost a thumb.Craig Kilborn
“If a man lies to you, don't get mad; get even. I once dated a guy who waited three months into our relationship before he told me he was married. I said "Hey, don't worry about it. I used to be a man."Livia Squires
“A woman broke up with me, and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad.Christopher Case
“He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well.John Milton