“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.José Maria de Eça de Queiroz
“I don't get the fuss about President's Day. I spend my whole life not living up to promises and nobody's giving me a holiday.Anonymous
“But my Country has in its Wisdom contrived for me the most insignificant Office that ever the invention of Man contrived or his Imagination conceived: and as I can do neither good nor Evil, I must be borne away by Others and meet the common Fate.John Adams