“Children are not a distraction from more important work. They are the most important work.John Trainer
“By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.Charles Wadsworth
“Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.Anonymous
“If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.Abigail Van Buren
