““Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling Your ring?” Said the Piggy, “I will.” Edward Lear
“On the coast of Coromandel Where the early pumpkins blow, In the middle of the woods Lived the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bä. Two old chairs, and half a candle, One old jug without a handle— These were all his worldly goods. Edward Lear
“He would answer to “Hi!” or to any loud cry Such as “Fry me!” or “Fritter my wig!” To “What-you-may-call-um!” or  “What-was-his-name!” But especially “Thing-um-a-jig!” Lewis Carroll
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?Lewis Carroll