“Good morning/afternoon/evening/night. Wherever you are in your day, I hope you're laughing.Alyssa Milano
“Most of us will get turned on at night by the very same things that we will demonstrate against during the day — the erotic mind is not very politically correct.Esther Perel
“Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening," and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.Anonymous
“Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees, "Tonight is Halloween!"Dexter Kozen