“I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.Oscar Wilde
“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.Lily Tomlin
“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.Groucho Marx