“Plato having defined man to be a two-legged animal without feathers, Diogenes plucked a cock and brought it into the Academy, and said, “This is Plato’s man.” On which account this addition was made to the definition: “With broad flat nails.”Diogenes the Cynic
“Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all himself; and his wife smiles, and lets it go at that. It’s our only joke. Every woman knows that.James M. Barrie