“Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Anonymous
“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.Lana Turner
“Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.Oliver Wendell Holmes (Jr.)
“Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men! Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers. Pray for powers equal to your tasks!Phillips Brooks
